(via kiss-your-nerves-goodbye)
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so let’s have no choice but to eat the weakest of our young during the harsh winter months
*goes into the bathroom with a gameboy*
*comes out 5 and 1/2 weeks later*
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
shut the fuck up about yahoo already