"Come on, Sawyer. Your life isn't back there in that office."
(via batmanpanties)
i never got to the end of a disney channel original movie when i was a kid so the overall message i got from it was, “don’t be yourself, especially if it involves sports”.
HBO: Hot Stepmom. She tells great stories, but you just can’t help feeling like she’s constantly hitting on you. Does she really have to be that sexual all the time?
AMC: Godfather. You like him best. Maybe it’s because he’s not actually related to you, but you have the most fun whenever he’s around.
(Source: College Humor, via batmanpanties-stuffedinthedrawer)
(Source: ignitetheliight, via kiss-your-nerves-goodbye)

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