fernacular: Welcome to: If Male Superhero Costumes were Designed Like Female Superhero Costumes!
this is magnificent
This is still perfect.
I just spit out my tea oh my gOD CAP
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fernacular: Welcome to: If Male Superhero Costumes were Designed Like Female Superhero Costumes!
this is magnificent
This is still perfect.
I just spit out my tea oh my gOD CAP
(via fellatioh)
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[AGGRESSIVELY LIVES IN WORLD WHERE NEW 52 NEVER HAPPENED]
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Worst Of The Worst: The ‘Injustice: Gods Among Us’ Prequel Is The Dumbest Comic You’ll Read All Year
By Chris Sims
On the off chance you haven’t heard about it during the months of promotion, DC’s next foray into video games is Injustice: Gods Among Us, something that people allegedly care about. Personally, as someone who grew up in the ’90s as a die-hard Street Fighter partisan, a DC game from the makers of Mortal Kombat isn’t really something that interests me.
I am, however, utterly fascinated by truly awful comic books, so it’s fortunate that this game where superheroes stand there and punch each other has a plot so compelling that it had to be explained in a digital-first prequel comic. Nine issues of the series are availabe now with more on the way, and after reading them, I’m comfortable saying that it’s one of the single dumbest stories about DC Comics characters ever written, up to and including the entire contents of FanFiction.net. The fact that it even exists is astonishing.
52 shades of grey
a romance novel about the abusive relationship between dc and their fandom
At this point it’s pretty obvious: DC hates its fans.
They want Marvel to make more money than they are.
They want people dissatisfied with race and sexism in their comics to go elsewhere.
They want older fans to slowly grow weary of their books.
They want new fans to be…
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This might be the worst think I’ve ever wrote/recorded at like 2:30, or the greatest thing. Either way it is nonsense hillbilly gospel. Sung out of...
ben bought a creepy wooden effigy at a garage sale and now he’s acting strange and i think he might be possessed. everything’s back to normal
i hate tumblr so much i just hate it so so so so so much
Same though.
Cosmo sex tip #545 - Just as you reach orgasm, lock eyes with your partner. Whisper ”This is my design”, and do not blink.
It’s me. I’m here
inspirational message of the day